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• Be a model or just look like one
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Just to see what it would be like
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I just want to be a drummer
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Just like tomato soup
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just like Honey
• Let's just be friends
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• pussy fuck (user)
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Just like you
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• just like my father
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Just be home in time for supper
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• To the world you're just one person
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Fuck like bunnies
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• There was no one waiting for me...
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Mind without body
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• No one can be totally logical
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Just Be
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I never thought it would be like this
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Rebeca Martinez
• No one can be in two places at once
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I just want to be friends
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Waiting To Be Opened
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• All we need is just to be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Just One Of Those Days
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just another night on the town
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I liked the one with the whales
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• just like mom used to make
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I just couldn't work like that
• Just one more
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Just Like Heaven
• Just Like Larry
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• just one second hold (user)
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• it's just one of those nights..
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• What it's like to be skinny
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Let's get just one thing straight
• What life after death will really be like
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Just Like Mom
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Why women like the smell of men
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be

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