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• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• MTV sucks
• Why the Bible sucks
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Suck My Kiss_root (category)
• Because I say so
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We sing because we must
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Anthropomorphism is for sucks
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Because it's wrong
• because I love skating bears
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Everything Sucks
• suck eggs
• the network sucks
• Why Perl sucks
• nodshell to suck on
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Because I couldn't
• Because I am in pain
• Why the news media suck
• the first time always sucks
• fair suck of the sav
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
• I still suck my thumb
• Why Force Fields Suck
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Why Linux sucks
• Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Suck It and See
• guy that sucks (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Suck it in
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• you suck (user)
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because I lived in Paradise
• suck
• Why YNN Sucks
• Toad Suck Daze
• College sucked for me too
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Science Fiction sucks
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Brad Sucks
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• I smile just because you exist
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Car, honk if you suck: car advertising in America
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• Things that suck
• You suck, I rule
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Evan Sucks (user)
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Because that would make sense
• Because I love you
• Pity me not because the light of day
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Ska Sucks
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• Why Catholic School Sucks
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Just because it happened to you
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Anything popular must suck
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• Sucks Less!
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Because it all burns up
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• magic sucks
• Moving sucks
• Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
• Suck up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Modern video games suck
• Why most collectible card video games suck
• "Because it's cold"
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Because I'm an adult
• Stalkers suck
• Why France sucks
• The Radio Still Sucks
• Cartman Sucks
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Cancer sucks
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
• Life sucks, then you die
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• sucks to your assmar
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• because i am scared of pain
• Chronology Sucks
• TV Sucks
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• because it wasn't just the air
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• career day
• Brain tumor
• A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
• Most advertising sucks on purpose
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I married him because he was not mean
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Why Pascal Sucks
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• because the attachment is fierce
• Pizza Sucks.™
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• Why thin client interfaces suck
• SporPops suck (user)
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already

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