Findings:

• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you ever made a just man?
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have you ever thought
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I may or may not have been naked
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• the only comfort we could ever have
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• What have you been smoking?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• the hottest it has ever been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Evolution is only a theory
• It hasn't been so long, but
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Parking warning
• The best comeback ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have no complaint
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I have too many clothes
• Type A blood
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• What to do if you have bad credit
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Can I have a light?
• Polish political parties
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• we have sought the ugliest things
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Have a Safe Flight
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Attention has been paid
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?

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