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• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Men make more money than women
• How to make a fake fire
• rubies subtly set their skirts on fire.
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• Why men like women's breasts
• Why women like the smell of men
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Snow like fire
• Men did not always like large breasts
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• just like mom used to make
• Run like you are six
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• John McCain is like Popeye the Sailor-Man, which makes Olive Oyl his battered wife
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
• Pretty like fire
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• the maze we make for the men we cherish
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I liked their early stuff
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The years shall run like rabbits
• i like men (user)
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Judging women by their books
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Make like a hole in the water
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• Don't run over fire hose
• Run Like Hell
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Why men like lesbians
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• War is hell but men like it
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Greeks like their women armless
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• we eat all together like a family
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Do You Like My Wang?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• This dress makes you look fat
• To make Parsnip Wine
• make a rifle
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Make a living, not a killing
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Homemade household cleaning agents
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Why onions make your eyes water
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How do you make God laugh?
• Making the heartless girl cry
• How to make a car last nearly forever
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Sun worship makes sense
• Geeks make good lovers
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
• Kriss Kross: Make My Video
• And it makes me wonder
• Make customized web embeddable flash video player with ease
• These Are The Men
• Men vs Women
• Nine Men's Morris
• The First True Men
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Shamharoth Association
• The Three Brave Men of the Island of Britain
• Men An Tol
• The Wee Free Men
• Two men in a truck on a rainy day
• Holy Fire
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Fire and Rain
• The color of an ass on the run
• It might start a fire
• Oxford Street Run
• Greek fire
• 3000 meter run
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• Deep water run
• The Internet is Fire
• I run devil for the moonshine, son
• fire engine
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• The Discovery of Fire
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• fire retardant
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Fire station stairs
• Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
• Fire mark
• How to give customers change
• Larry's Fire
• Round The Moon: 3: Their Place of Shelter
• My master is fire
• johnny only sets fires
• Their movements reflect their wishes
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• toenail fungus
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Japanese people like to play games
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• I love you like a brother
• Just Like Heaven
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Dance like no one is watching
• just like my father
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• singing like nobody is there
• I would like to bring you here
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• A man, like a twig
• I like it here
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• My love is like
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Hate the deponent; like, the deponent
• Living Like Weasels
• Your words like warm water, his words like salt
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I still like a bedtime story
• There's no place like homenode
• like taking X million cars off the road
• Maked
• I sold my soul to make a record
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder
• How to make a decent cup of tea
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Sylvie and Bruno: How to Make a Phlizz
• What makes her so cute?
• What difference does it make?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Here is how to make flame sing
• Make me care
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The Love You Make
• Her face could make the ocean ache

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