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• The owls are not what they seem
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• There are times when they seem to be right
• seem
• Further Seems Forever
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They don't know what they're missing
• They're drugs, they change you
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• They Have a Word for It
• They Had No Poet
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• They work for you
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• What do stars do? They shine.
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Things they should teach in school
• They must have faces
• Live Era '87-'93
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• They only come out at night
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• They will not be named!
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• They don't understand my tea
• They just kind of went away
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• some summers they drop like flies
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I seem to be a verb
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They always jump off the east side
• The Harder They Come
• They said no
• Rape committed by women
• Where Are They Now?
• And They Didn't Die
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They have taken enough
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• The goggles, they do nothing
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• The bar, at least, seems real
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They Live
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• are they watching you through the server logs
• If they come for us
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• But what are they really thinking?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They don't touch me the same way
• that lump they call your brain
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• They think it's all over
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• It may seem cruel, this joy I take
• play dumb
• First They Came
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• We and They
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They could have saved Kevin
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Love Each Other
• They say it's never too late
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• First They Took Away Napster
• They shall not pass
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People don't flail when they die
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• They danced with fire claws
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They Flee From Me
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• They All Laughed
• They Hunger For Nodes: An e2 Halloween Scary Story Quest
• My kisses, they do not fade
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• They mass produce plastic women
• They asked me to write a letter
• Things you give people that they keep
• You stole what they would have given you
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• They bombed our chip shops!
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The Night They Raided Minsky's
• Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Using "they" in the singular
• They really are some out there
• They Fight Crime!
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Puberty seems to depress young women
• cat haters
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Automobile tire pressure
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain

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