Findings:

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They knew what our pain would be.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• There are times when they seem to be right
• What happens when we die?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• If they would only choose to hear it
• the moment when they take possession of you
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• People don't flail when they die
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• When you kill people they die
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• i only knew when silence screamed
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• The Ten Commandments revised
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• This is When it Happens
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• when they take my blood
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Eye contact at a distance
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Something Happens
• As It Happens
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• I would know right away that it's you.
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• No evil can happen

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