Findings:
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Why women's pants have no pockets
- fish have long memories
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Astro City #5
- He's been places they have not.
- They Have a Word for It
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They have taken enough
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- They have no bones.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They didn't have the heart
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- People want what they cannot have
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- They must have faces
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- You stole what they would have given you
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- They could have saved Kevin
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- We have standards AND pants
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- How long have you known?
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- i have been burning for so long
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- They have bears in Italy
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- /.
- Where people go when people die
- ..
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- What we do in life... echoes in eternity
- . o O
- flowers in a sea of calm blue glass . rattle
- . . . and this is how I feel
- . -. - .-. --- .--. -.--
- Some thoughts on snow and other skyborne frozen particulates . . .
- ". . ."
- Just to Get it Out . . .
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- The Department of They
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
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