Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "they can only pretend to understand"

• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• play dumb
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I can still pretend
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• They only come out at night
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Only perl can parse Perl
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• They don't understand my tea
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I can only speak for myself
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• There can be only one
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Only perfection can break your heart
• talking can only give you away
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Trash can basketball
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Can You Rip a Memory?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I can still see you
• Canned Hamm
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• canned sunshine
• I Can See for Miles
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Canned Spoon (user)
• Starsphere
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• watering can
• can (user)
• the can (user)
• Papa, Can You Hear Me?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Beauty is only skin deep
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Only women bleed
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• Only trusted fingers trace our bare backs
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• I know they are watching me
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They Sold A Million
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I hope you'd never understand
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• BQN: Can you?
• king can
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Church Can Cost You
• Damn, you can see stars
• Can I watch you read?
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Grilling can cause cancer
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• The Japan That Can Say No
• You can tell a Marine
• can the patient make love?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Write only memory
• You Only Live Twice
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Once and only once
• Refill Only with Kikkoman
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Words for writing only
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• Evolution Data Only
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Only your ink stains on her skin
• They Might Be Giants
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Who are "they" anyway?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The Price They Pay
• They have taken enough
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Just don't expect me to understand
• See first. Understand first. Act first. Finish decisively.
• Can
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Can machines think?
• I can still feel you...
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• It can be cold in the dark
• old books can tell more than one story
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I can see the evening stars
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• How high can you stack whippets?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Dumb laws
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Now you do what they told ya
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• How They Came to Bunbury
• They Don't Want Me
• They Missed the Perfume
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Yan Can Cook
• canned hunt
• tower of pop cans
• Can I trust you?

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