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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• There need to be more powers
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Be a problematic duck over there
• So you want to be a star?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• There can be only one
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• It can be cold in the dark
• The donuts are so pretty
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• all the cute guys will be there
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• That would be me
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• There Will Be Blood
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• you had to be there
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• there will be a last
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• so be it
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• So you want to be evil
• it would be hilarious if only
• So Cold
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I am so fucking happy
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• So you want to be a waitress
• You could be so delicious
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• So mote it be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• eternity would be boring
• Would you want to live there?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• So There We Were
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• There was a cold day
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What it's like to be in love
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• You're too young to be so old
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Where's the kaboom?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9

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