Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "there is no worse humilation than being verbally smacked down by an old lady"

• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There's no better mirror than a child
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• There was an old lady
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Down By The Bay
• There is no happy ending
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• There is no right answer
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• little old ladies
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• How to lay the smack down
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• No shit, there I was
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• By Force Alone
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• Rolling Down to Old Maui
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Little Old Chinese Ladies
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• There is no god but God
• Being There
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• there's no accounting for taste
• There is no camel in this scene
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• There Is No Natural Religion
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There are no stars any more
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Down By Law
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• not as good as being there
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• Down By the River
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• There is a house by the sea
• Down There
• What story down there awaits its end?
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Old Lady
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• Accidental death odds
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• There is no spoon
• Do or do not, there is no try
• No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Like there's no tomorrow
• There is no "One", either
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• There is no friend anywhere
• To Waken an Old Lady
• There is no suck, only blow
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• There are no transitional fossils
• there is no existing mythology
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There's no there there
• There's no such thing as normal
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• No matter where you go, there you are
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• The old lady with the cats
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• The Wild Colonials
• Fossils were put there by God
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Down by Law (user)
• There By the Grace of God
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• Down by the Salley Gardens
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• My fragmentation lets the rot run deep, old sectors of the system are quietly shutting down, unattended, unseen, unwanted
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Works on contingency? No, money down!
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Old lady Henry
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• helping old ladies cross the street
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Mean Old Lady (user)
• Little old lady with a broom
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• There has to be a better way to make human beings

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