Findings:

• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He called me Sarah once
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He taught me how to smoke
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Evil is me (user)
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Blind man tying his shoes
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Jesus He Knows Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• And then I broke his nose
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• She Blinded Me With Science
• He flops over and bonks his head
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he that is not with me is against me
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• My God, don't tempt me!
• make me hurt you
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Mr. T and Me
• A learned man came to me once
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Look siad me Be like me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• blind as a bat
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• nearly blinded the high school principal
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• The blind stripling
• Tear Me Down
• Shit or Go Blind
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• evil twin
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Patriotism is evil
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Daily Evil - Friday, September 29th
• Dance Me Outside
• Daily Evil: January 23, 2001
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• No evil can happen
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I feed on evil
• Tell me more
• The Temple of Elemental Evil
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• The Role of Meaning, Purpose, and Spirituality in Institutional Good and Evil
• better off with him than here with me
• Evil one (user)
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• He died on a Sunday morning
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters

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