Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the world's lamest "Internet" service, and don't pretend you know what I'm talking about"

• I know what I'm talking about
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I'm not talking about
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• What the world wants to know about newts
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Talking about death
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• I know something about love
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't know what else to do
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Know Much
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• I'm All You Can Think About
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Talking about the weather
• Things techies should know about brand names
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• you don't want to know
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I don't know
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• A story about a person I do not know
• I don't care about the air
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• show me what the world is all about
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Don't tell me about her
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know what to do with you
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Being a dickhead
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You don't know my GOD
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• They don't know what they're missing
• Node what you don't know
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• Flags and flag etiquette
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Everything I know about Writing
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Day the World was about to End
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I know what is about to come
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Kirby G6
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• What I know about this table
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Talking about death 2
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Don't think about it
• dreaming about my place in the world
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• What are you talking about?
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• You Don't Know Jack
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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