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• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• he had a dream
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Scariest Eurovision Songs Ever
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Jobs I've Had
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Neatest trip I've had
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've had you here before
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• i had a dream about the future
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've been smoking ever since
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• All you ever dream
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I had a dream last night
• My most disturbing dream ever
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• The Ten Bawdiest Metal Songs Ever
• Of course we had it tough
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Houston, we've had a problem
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Dream Log: May 26, 1997
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• Dream Log: March 6, 2000
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Holographic dream interface
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Dream Log: April 20, 2000
• Julia Dream
• Dream Log: June 7, 2000
• Dream Log: June 26, 2000
• dream dictionary
• I Dream of Jeannie
• Dream Log: August 25, 2000
• Dream Log: September 16, 2000
• Dream Log: October 8, 2000
• dreams of red hair
• Dream Log: November 23, 2000
• Dream Log: December 13, 2000
• Dream Log: January 7, 2001
• Dream Log: January 30, 2001
• Dream Log: February 23, 2001
• Dream Log: March 18, 2001
• Dream Log: April 9, 2001
• Dream Log: May 4, 2001
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• Dream Log: June 21, 2001
• Dream Log: July 11, 2001
• Dream Log: August 3, 2001
• Dream Log: September 4, 2001
• Dream Log: October 8, 2001
• Allow yourself no dreams
• Dream Log: December 2, 2001
• Dork's Dreams
• Dream Log: February 9, 2002
• Dream Log: March 17, 2002
• Dream Log: April 19, 2002
• Dream Log: May 17, 2002
• Dream Log: June 20, 2002
• These are the dreams that break us
• Dream Log: August 29, 2002
• Dream Log: October 1, 2002
• Dream Log: November 4, 2002
• Dream Log: December 13, 2002
• Dream Log: January 28, 2003
• Seventh Dream of Teenage Heaven
• Dream Log: May 7, 2003
• Dream Log: July 24, 2003
• Dream Log: September 26, 2003
• Dream Log: January 7, 2004
• Dream Log: March 16, 2004
• Dream Log: June 6, 2004
• Dreams lie beneath my pillow
• Dream Log: November 6, 2004
• Dream Log: March 9, 2005
• One World, One Dream
• Dream Log: November 12, 2005
• Dream Log: February 28, 2006
• Dream Log: June 10, 2006
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Dream Log: February 25, 1990
• black dream
• The American Dream of a single mother
• Dream Logs (node_forward)
• Falling Dream
• I did this once before, in a dream
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• The Best Feeling Ever
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• all she ever wanted
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Dream Log: December 30, 1999
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• The best I never had
• Dream Log: January 24, 2000
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Dream Log: February 21, 2000
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Dream gum
• I've been a woman for too long
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Dream Log: April 7, 2000
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• Dream Log: April 30, 2000
• there, I've linked insulting nodes to my own writeup to save others the trouble
• Dream Log: May 21, 2000
• Evil killer dreams
• Dream Log: July 2, 2000
• Dream Log: July 22, 2000
• Dream Log: August 9, 2000
• Dream Log: September 4, 2000
• Universal Migrator part 1: The Dream Sequencer
• Dream Log: October 14, 2000
• Dream Log: November 6, 2000
• Dream Log: November 30, 2000
• Dream Log: December 21, 2000
• Dream Log: January 17, 2001
• I used to dream about becoming a rock star
• I Dream Of Wires
• Dream Log: March 25, 2001
• Dream Log: April 17, 2001
• Dreams? (user)
• Dream Log: June 3, 2001
• Dream Log: June 30, 2001
• Dream Log: July 18, 2001
• Dream Log: August 15, 2001
• Dream Log: September 17, 2001

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