A man walks up to the Human Resources office for a logging company in Saskatchewan and asks for a job. The secretary tells him to wait and he will be interviewed shortly.

The interviewer walks up to the applicant and says, "You don't look tough enough to be a lumberjack, but I'm short a couple heads, so go outside and give it a shot. Here's a saw."

The interviewer goes to get a cup of coffee. When he returns, he sees a huge pile of firewood where several huge trees used to be. Flabbergasted, he runs outside where the new recruit is wiping his hands off.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO CHOP LIKE THAT?

he yells. The chopper says, "The Sahara Forest."

"The Sahara Forest? There's no such place!"

"Yeah, now."