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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Who Knows One?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Helping people cheat
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Attention has been paid
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• He who has ears, let him hear
• No one has died
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Finally we are no one
• who has the demon?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Who is Number One?
• On Being the one who goes away
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• one who sleeps with mothers
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• An enemy is one who reacts
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• The ones who watch
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• is there no one who answers the call?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• find someone who dreams of you
• Find someone who...
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Music need not be popular to be good
• One who knows does not speak
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Each one has their own story
• attention span
• All attention is good attention.
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• attention unit
• Attention Scum
• Attention seeker
• hunger for attention
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Phylactery of Monstrous Attention
• Short Attention Span Theater
• Fire's attention
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• if you're not paying attention, you're lost
• some boys need a little more attention
• All you need is attention and ...
• finally
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Wisdom is not finally tested in schools
• and finally...
• try/catch/finally
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Pop has eaten itself
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• an nyong ha se yo
• the hottest it has ever been

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