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• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The only thing that I look forward to is my own death.
• I can only speak for myself
• Only perfection can break your heart
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• There can be only one
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I can own this room
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• talking can only give you away
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Only Jesus can judge me
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• Only perl can parse Perl
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Make your own passport
• How to fake your own death
• Boys' Own Adventure
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
• A man and his own face
• jj owns (user)
• Attempting to urinate with an erect penis
• Penis Envy_root (category)
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I can eat a peach for hours
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• can of grease
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Catch Me If You Can
• Menagerie manager
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
• Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
• What can be better than that?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• You can survive anything
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• if and only if
• May your only son strike you down
• Read-Only Memory
• If only men would listen!
• Only in Silicon Valley
• only chocolate and raspberries
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The only defense is a good pretense
• the only one (user)
• a love letter expressly meant for your eyes only
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• Writing in your own employee performance evaluation
• My Own Worst Enemy
• How to make your own bookcases
• Owned (user)
• Looking at the back of your own head
• A taste of your own medicine
• of my own making, i walk a dark corridor, o my heart
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• penis envy
• Penis Puppets
• A penis called Victoria Lodgings and other stories.
• coffee can
• Asking for a favor
• Push a can
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• My microwave can stop time
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
• You Can Count on Me
• Can U Taste the Waste?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Seven words you can say on television
• Canned Yams_root (category)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• can till can't
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• You're Only Old Once!
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• The only female lumberjack in southern California
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• tato (and tato only) (user)
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• the only one_root (category)
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• A family is only as sick as its secrets.
• Women only like me for my mind
• our own little patch of dixie
• My Own Private Idaho
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• I feel lost in my own head
• My own personal time capsule of lives
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Junior Boy's Own
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Pre owned Rolex watch (user)
• The minister's penis
• Big Iron Penis Shrine
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• What we think we know can kill us
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• perfume you can taste
• Wide-mouth aluminum beverage cans
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Steak 'n Shake canned chili
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• Squash can kill you
• We Can Be Together
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• The luxury of modernist movement we can remember fondly
• Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
• History is a lie; fiction is the only truth
• Security Code: USA Eyes Only #Everything User / UK Security Civil-3 Defense-5:
• Only Yesterday
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• Only Horses
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• only honest knives are found buried in backs
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Ito Jakuchu
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Information cannot be owned
• A Room of One's Own
• How to fake your own ideath
• Making your own nuclear car bomb
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• Hollowing out your own volcano base
• Newman's Own Suicide Mind Eraser
• The reaction of my body: realizing its own impossibility,
• os penis
• Detachable Penis
• Cans of shit
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Canned goods
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"

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