Everything is the new
rock and roll. It's
the hottest thing, it's
the sexiest thing, it's the thing that's getting the kids ripping up the chairs and dancing in the
aisles.
Cooking is the new rock and roll. Hot young
chefs saying
pukka.
Two Fat Ladies using
butter.
Rock salt and
egg roll.
Interior decoration is the new rock and roll.
MDF? Phwoar. What a
scorcher.
Rock gardens and
rag roll.
Gardening is the new rock and roll. Men in green wellies sweating over
Charlie Dimmock's un
trellised
breasts, calming
water features, and daringly bold
herbaceous borders.
Comedy is the new rock and roll.
Slam poetry is.
Clubbing is.
Nesting is.
Reading is.
Shopping is.
Buddhism is. Everything but rock and roll is the new rock and roll.
What's wrong with the old rock and roll?
Maybe it's the
bad hair.