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• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
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• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
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• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
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• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
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• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
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• They all lived happily ever after
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• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
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• Diary of a dot-commer
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• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
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• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
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• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
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• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
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