You know, stuff your mother said to you when you were a kid. I have just jotted down a random a few.
--If all your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you jump off too?
--Don't be fresh, young man.
--Stop embarassing me.
--Don't be late.
--You'll eat it and you'll like it.
--Germs don't cause colds, standing around outside without your jacket does.
--I don't like that friend of yours.
--Will adult chaperones be there?
--I'll leave the number of where we'll be staying just in case. Of course we trust you. We'll be checking in every hour.
--Of course you can drive my car...when you're thirty-five.

See: the kind of thing dad says

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