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• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Guys who wear skirts
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• funny fat guy who dies
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Helping people cheat
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• White guys who say "-izzle"
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• wife fucking another
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• I was a nice guy once
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• nice guy complex
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How I became the Naked Guy
• Ugly Naked Guy
• The Naked Guy
• Guy de Montfort
• nice guy (user)
• donkey guy (user)
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• that was quick (user)
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Who's There?
• Dr. Who
• Who's the neatest?
• Who's your inferior?
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Who is Julia?
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Using a command line
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Magician who stopped a Rebellion
• The Boy Who Destroyed the World
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• For Those Who Suffer Desire
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Loving someone else's wife
• The Wife of Bath's Tale
• Gogol's Wife
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• it's the fucking truth
• tough guy
• Dead Guy Ale
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• I need help on this one, guys
• Why sales guys make all the money
• justa guy (user)
• Go-to guy
• Guy Incognito_root (category)
• lucky guy (user)
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• Who you really are
• Who made the first bread?
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• The Book of Who Cares
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• You who never arrived
• Who is doing what (superdoc)
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Who Shot Johnny Rock?
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• oh, and yeah, I know you know who I am
• Potiphar's Wife
• A Wife in London
• The Wife
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• fucking machine
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Montag
• cool guy (user)
• Guy Under the Seats
• The other guy's tao
• candle guy (user)

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