Findings:

• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The next life will be better
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All units be advised
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• we shall all be healed
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• My life may no longer be my own
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• we can all just be around other people
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Chant and be Happy
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• What life after death will really be like
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Can't we all just be friends?
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• A Happy Life
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All I ever wanted to be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• To be noble in an average life
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• My life goal, unfulfilled
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Should I be happy?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• we can't all be rock stars
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Publish and be damned!
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• How the Internet Came to Be
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Come. And be my baby
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Be Still
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• be's
• Germany could not be appeased
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Dumb telephone superstition
• I don't remember all that much
• Loving U Thru It All
• The Fat Man
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• fat electrons
• All ye Joyful
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• All other commuters must die
• The Big Fat Kill
• Silence is as full of words as all your books
• The fat child and the hungry witch
• fat cow (user)
• All About Chemistry
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• We are all made of stars
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Happy Mondays
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Happy leftovers!
• all (user)
• Happy Day
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Trigun: 2nd Donut Happy Pack TV
• It's All Gone Pete Tong
• Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
• Death makes angels of us all
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• 50% off all nodes! (e2poll)
• A Day in the Life
• All poets like to kick
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Zen Theme for All! (document)
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Lifes Rich Pageant
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Movie Glitch: Life in Danger

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