Findings:
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- Be Not Afraid
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Don't Be Afraid
- It can be cold in the dark
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I don't want to be alone
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- I will be light
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- This love will be your downfall.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Can't we all just be friends?
- To Be A Pilgrim
- the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How to be invisible
- the powers that be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Still to Be Neat
- Be a problematic duck over there
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- Be a man
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- There needs to be a man page for females
- Mind without body
- I used to be a constitutional literalist.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- The revolution will not be webcast
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- Let It Be... Naked
- Truth be told
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- A dying playground can be Eden
- You Shall Be as Gods
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I be Poltergeist
- The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- Cars Can Be Blue
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Be all that you can be
- What the American people want politics to be
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Be Here Now
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
- Why Be Bitter?
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- stupidity should be painful
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Bes
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- Fit to be tied
- It Could Always Be Worse
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Waiting To Be Opened
- Peace be with you
- To be a young Australian
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- They will not be named!
- Sometimes it be's that way
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- She could be a businesswoman
- I'll be buried with my tankard
- you must be the sponge to be the river
- We are legion, soon to be many.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- good reasons to be content
- I wanna be your toothbrush holder
- Note to self: be nice
- we used to be punk
- Children should be seen and not heard
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- murder can be fun
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Be Five
- If I could be someone
- How to be a troll
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I am blind when I want to be
- Overpopulation won't be a problem
- This is a place to be wary of
- be advised
- It should not be this complicated
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Be Bop Deluxe
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Be Frugal
- You might be a Washingtonian
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Two Shall Be Born
- What can be better than that?
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Be-
- How To Be Funny
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- be ver (user)
- gods we may be
- I will be your young sinner
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
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