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• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Art has an actual purpose
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Questions I have had today
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Pretty Fellini (user)
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Academy Awards: Best Writing (Story)
• writing successful grants
• writing instrument
• tips for writing good fiction
• Making a Living from Writing
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Why males have nipples
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have been the daylight shining
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Pretty is as pretty does
• pretty (user)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• To Make Sense
• Writing MUN Policy
• Kampuchea writings
• his writing
• Actual
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Sally guests I have known
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have Blue_root (category)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Pretty In Pink
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• Pretty lady
• How to Suppress Women's Writing
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• The Wharfinger Prize for Creative Writing (document)
• A Marathon E2 Writing Quest (document)
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• Know your pets
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• Pretty Fellini_root (category)
• Academy Awards: Best Adapted Screenplay
• Everyday I Spend Writing Code
• good writing style
• Lady writing a Letter with Her Maid
• Writing for Living
• Ted, Just Admit It
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend

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