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• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I was looking for you
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket's end against the door.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• At least he was gentle
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• When I was ten years old
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• I was Chris to him
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• When she was bad
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• It was just a crush
• Why the police aren't going to find your stolen TV
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• He
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• He Knows Not Their Names
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• he tended to forget (user)
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• every noder was once a normal human
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 9
• Looking for America
• Lord John Whorfin
• The Lord's Prayer
• Lord's Limerick
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• Lord Trenchard
• The Lord's Prayer: Finnish
• The Lord's Animals and the Devil's
• Lord Nuffield
• Lords of the Rhymes
• Lord NAgasaki_root (category)
• Lord of the Rings: The Battle For Middle-earth
• The parable of the three lords
• lord rothen (user)
• The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar
• Stupid people
• Letter People
• people person
• The People's Court
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The Everything People Registry : United States : West Virginia
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Nevada
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Little parts of you trapped inside other people
• Even nerds need people skills
• The Everything People Registry : Philippines
• Programming People
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Indigenous people are better than you
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Scarecrow People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Idaho
• People are disposable cameras meant to capture experiences
• We the People Constitution Competition
• Two people who are not touching
• King of the Potato People
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• misery produces short people
• People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
• Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• New People
• powers of ten
• The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Ten
• count to ten
• Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation
• Ten Crack Commandments
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• It was you, Atthis
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• What was the question?
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I was born this way
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• The Haunting That Was Not
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• was ist das? (user)
• Find the Fish
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• the lake was on fire that summer
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• Jesus I was evil
• How to find your ass
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• s/he

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