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• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Life gets in the way of words
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• When I Get Low I Get High
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Rape committed by women
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Getting rid of start menu items
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• How to scream when no one is looking
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• My new way to get there
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• When you kill people they die
• I like my breasts the way they are
• The easiest way to get a job
• Arguing my way to get arranged married
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• When poets scream
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When I get like this
• Stoned music memories
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• They don't touch me the same way
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• There are times when they seem to be right
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Ways to get random numbers
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• I'll get there when I get there
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Eye contact at a distance
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• They think I'm a god
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When first my way to fair I took
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• God works in mysterious ways
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When Harry Met Sally
• dump boxes
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• Get off the nut
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• When I left home
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• November 4, 1995
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Nuclear Cats Get New Home
• When to wear a corset
• Herbs to help you get a job
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• portable mp3 player
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• How to get a skateboard sponsor
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When the ocean fell
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• Porn can get you promoted
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Mr. Get Right_root (category)
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• Get off my roof
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• In God We Trust
• When the lion feeds
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• Can God lie?
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• The gods
• Primitive Radio Gods
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• God is a pronoun
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• City of God Book IX
• What hath God wrought?
• Of Gods and Men: On Greek Religion
• God and the Idea of Perfection
• God Rock
• The phrase 'God is mathematics' is hidden in the digits of pi
• Secrets of the Gods
• For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
• The Food Of The Gods
• Safe in the Lap of the Gods
• The fire of God in his eyes
• god awful_root (category)
• The sky is a machine for making gods
• God and the Universe
• The forgiveness of sins is God's final revenge on mankind
• God of War 2
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Doors and windows open, she screams “COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER” at the hurricane
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Of course, they were wrong
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.

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