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• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• Dick Green
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• pointless HTML in email
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Have You Ever Walked?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever made a just man?
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• the only comfort we could ever have
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The most beautiful computer ever
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• All that I am and ever want to be
• The greatest paper ever written
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• All you ever dream
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• My hands have lost their memory
• Have brain, will travel
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Working beliefs of most Episcopalians
• The Most Embarrassing Christmas Present
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• 3 most important things as a salaryman
• Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
• Home most days is a 7' x 9' box
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• random sampling of cDNA libraries
• random walk
• Knight Random (user)
• In Exultation of an Angel of Random Treaties
• Hot & Spicy Spam
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Something I Can Never Have
• Atheists have no support group
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i have small phallus (user)
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• World's most flexible programming language
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• The world's most ignorant people
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Five: Though Unmanifest God is Most Manifest
• Solemnity of the Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ (Corpus Christi)
• most folks_root (category)
• Random Acts of Purple
• Random Temperature Oven
• edev: long node title in Random Nodes fix
• Transient Random Noise Bursts With Announcements
• Random Hero (user)
• spam fritter
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Same as it Ever Was
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme.
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Most Wired Colleges
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• The Most Photographed Barn in America
• Most self-downloading software installers are bad
• Most favored nation clause
• dev/random (user)
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• edev: chomping long words in random nodes nodelet
• Random Girl (user)
• Anti-spam spam
• Unhappily Ever After
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• the best damned story ever written
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have a damaged bard's gene...

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