Findings:

• let me grow up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Show Me God
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• Come Pick Me Up
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Sweep me up
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• The life train left without me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• show me the code
• let me show you it
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Teach me to dream
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• People without spines annoy me.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Show Me your Crits
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Bitch set me up!
• give me one night to show the savage
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Can you show me?
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Without sight, I require a sequence to orient me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• That'll Teach 'Em
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Hit me up
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Without Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Don't wait up for me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Show Me Love
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• show me (user)
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Fold Me Up
• Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• can you show me where this came from?
• show me the banana
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• show me what the world is all about
• you show me yours
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Speeding without getting a ticket
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Up the creek without an application
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• What Me Worry (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• Know me better, and love me better
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Your secret's safe with me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She approached me with some vague line
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me Imperturbe
• That's me inside your head
• GP, are you with me?

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