Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)"

• telling people what they don't need to know
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• They don't know what I've done
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• People don't flail when they die
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They don't know what they're missing
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I still don't even know you
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• I don't know
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Node what you don't know
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• I just don't know when to quit.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Work like you don't need the money
• you don't want to know
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• You don't need a reason to cry
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• We don't need no education
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• I don't wanna know (user)
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They don't touch me the same way
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Know Much
• I don't believe in people
• They don't understand my tea
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I dont know (user)
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I Don't Know (user)
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• people who don't exist
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• He don't know
• To June, from Eric
• People who don't read
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I don't know how to smile
• Information you don't need
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• I don't know what to do with you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Rape committed by women
• You don't know my GOD
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't Need Love
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• You don't know fear
• Don't encourage people to read
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• We Don't Need the Men
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• dont know (user)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Indigenous people don't exist
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• love like you don't need the money
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• we don't precisely know
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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