A noisome condition that usually results from the accidental ingestion of the flesh of nymph
s, or the Wizard of Yendor
. Symptoms include spontaneous
and erratic teleportation
, and in severe cases suicidal tendencies
Teleportitis is incurable, but can be turned to one's advantage by obtaining and wearing a ring of teleport control. The only other known remedy for teleportitis is to engage gremlins in combat at night and count on the fact that if one is hit by a gremlin, there is a 10% chance that you will lose a random intrinsic (good luck).