Findings:

• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• They only come out at night
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• National Night Out
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• work out
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Starving in the greenhouse
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Boys Night Out
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• When all the stars go out at night
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• Before Night Falls
• The night Taco Bell ran out of meat
• The night before the carnival opens
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• night out
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• The stars come out at night to play
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Joey's Night Out
• 'Twas the night before Christmas
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Out of work alcoholic clowns
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You have your work cut out for you
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• The Night Before
• maybe everything will work out after all
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I am but a moth before your flame
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Girls' Night Out
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Why I stay awake at night
• One More Saturday Night
• Late night, Space
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• Friday Night, Saturday Morning
• A Midsummer Night's Dream III.ii
• Twelfth Night II.iv
• Stockholm Syndrome European International White Nights Nodermeet
• Round the Moon: 14: The Night of Three Hundred and Fifty-Four Hours and a Half
• Late one October night
• On the third night the castle burned down, leaving everyone to walk home in the dark
• The Darkest Night
• On-orbit fleshtones and bumps in the night
• Ash Night (user)
• snarking out
• geek out
• pop out
• How to Fall Out of Love
• Get out the crying towel
• Lights Out
• comment out
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• They're made out of meat
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• Let the cat out of the bag
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• hope I die before I get old
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• They really are some out there
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• A World Out of Time
• Before she started smoking
• Getting the maximum amount of paint out of a tube
• Two Years Before the Mast
• Making out with a stoned boy
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Young Politicals in action and out and about FUCK YOU
• Things To Consider Before Viewing the 2009 Star Trek Movie
• Just before never waking
• Somewhere Out There
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• I suggest you ship out your stress
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• this washed out island feeling
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• there is a chip out of this blue mug
• not running from, but going to
• No one knows my plan
• Isaac Butt
• 4 step plan to getting laid
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Plan Colombia
• Der Plan
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• creating a meal plan
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• works
• not equals, but similar
• good enough for government work
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• The Abolition of Work: 02
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I can't work with stoners
• work of art
• High at Work
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• Conquest of the Air (Works Cited)
• Useless Work
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Works And Days
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Work function

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