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Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
Take my wife, please!
I'll take care of him, Boss
him
To let him know
Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
as much as time to him reveals
How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
Better him than me
Crown Him with Many Crowns
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
For Him I Sing
Just give him the damned fish
Never be without remembrance of Him
It's never him
Language of the dead
The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
Divine hunger sustains him
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
Then I poked him in his sunburn
then I hugged him
I refute him thus!
I mean these words come out of him like the right music
I ain't mad at him
Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
Peace be upon him
She thought about giving him her heart
Is she really going out with him?
We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
You want that I should rough him up?
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
I didn't want him
Jen, I really hate him
The one he murdered once still loves him
To Him Who Waits
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
And we killed him and he's dead.
By the way, where'd you meet him?
a poem for a boy before I met him
For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
Heart! We Will Forget Him!
If he's late, you can always start without him
I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
I'm not sharing him
How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
Strange man makes permanent visit
An Ode for Him
And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
Can I eat him, boss?
To the Not Impossible Him
If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
I found him in my head, reading starlight
death passed him by
I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
To Anthea, who may command him Anything
If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
She's All My Fancy Painted Him
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
When I think of him now I can smell horses
How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
She Misses Him
I married him because he was not mean
It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
My self-image hurts him
I was Chris to him
Don't feel bad to call him black
kill him dead; don't call me
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
Send him to Detroit!
Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
Of course, first you have to kill him
His Infernal Majesty
A day without him is three months long
To Him She Is A Beauty
a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
Atli bids the Giukings to him
Lui: A View of Him
A day without him is three years long
As Nature Made Him
HIM (user)
Seeking the recluse but not finding him
I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
him da best (user)
a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
Worship Him
I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
It was the tree that gave him away.
Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
H-I-M (user)
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
A poem for when I loved him
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
I know him cince I k (user)
At night, she still believes in him
a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
better off with him than here with me
I hadn't told him
I never heard him say "I love you"
o come let us adore him
What makes him so goddamned special?
Him, the harbinger of Nothing
When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
hims (user)
With him it was always like
I'm Stalking Him Electronically
Zip him back up, he sucks.
Inspiring Him
i smile at him
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
i love him (user)
I never saw him again
Praise Him, O Praise Him
Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
reader, i married him
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
Good Husband and Wife Day
Kissing Him
Tell him, she told me
We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
him will I blot out of my book
a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
She could not live with or without him
Adore Him
He who has ears, let him hear
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
you can't love him anymore.
The "Priest" They Called Him
Play him off, Keyboard Cat
To Know Him Is to Love Him
Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
Things you can tell just by looking at him
She won't kiss him until she marries him
We can rebuild him
If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
i told him to write poetry on my arms
I never met him. He broke my heart.
His mother is slowly killing him.
I never learned how to stop loving him
There is none like unto Him
Better than kicking him into next week
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
the stars were falling just for him
Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her

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