• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• Sentimental Shit
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• take responsibility
• Take off, eh
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Time to take the plunge
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Take the wolf by the ears
• Soft-quietly, it will take you
• Take a potato!
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Take the Long Way Home
• Horse shit
• Shit on my chest
• shit bird
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Take the Money and Run
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• How to take a punch
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• She Takes Flight
• Fate takes a piss
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Take Away Scissors
• Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To
• How to take a supervisor call
• shit
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• Shit, piss, and corruption
• holy shit
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Take On Me
• Don't take breathing for granted
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
• If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
• It Takes a Thief
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• Give and Take
• No shit, there I was
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• What is this shit?
• quitdoing this shit (user)
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Take Back the Night
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• take a slash
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• George Harrison takes a vacation
• Everything I take for granted
• Calgon, take me away
• With this plant I can take on the world
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• take (user)
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Take a leak
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• take two and dance
• Take it from me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Should you take a creative writing class?
• take a picture, it'll last longer
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• my baby takes the morning train
• I decided I'd take a nap first
• Cans of shit
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• Old Norse shit
• ape shit (user)
• Take That
• Please take a number
• This could take all night
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Take the world by storm
• Media-created icons shouldn't take place of spirituality
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Sometimes, new wings take years to dry
• Why it's safe to take the train
• Bubbles Takes a Magic Carpet Ride
• Take The Lead
• we do not give what we want to take
• I don't give a shit
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Make shit up
• big shit head (user)
• Take the skinheads drinking
• Take Control
• I take myself dancing
• take the red pill
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Why you should take your drugs and go to therapy
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• dark highways take us near and far from home
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• the eagle shits
• Blowing shit up
• Shit River
• take
• Every Breath You Take
• spit take
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• Take Me As I Am
• we can take them
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Clifford Takes a Trip
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• please take me to see my mother
• When the shit hits the fan
• No shit, Sherlock
• le shit
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• take the stand
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• take it outside
• take the loss
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Giving a cat oral medication
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Taking an IBO multiple choice test
• Can You Take Me Back
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• You pays your money and you takes your choice
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• Punk as shit like a motherfucker
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Take Her up to Monto
• You take up too much space
• Taking a multiple choice test
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• We could take our time
• Jefferson Airplane Takes Off
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• Look inside girl, let the sound take you away
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• I wish I could invent shit
• happy horse shit
• king shit (user)
• Leon Takes Us Outside
• what it takes to be a fool
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Buy the ticket, take the ride
• Piece of shit car
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• take the cake
• Take Back Vermont
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• Seventeen Hours of MTV's Take a Stand Against Discrimination
• Take a bite out of crime!
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Take Down The Union Jack
• Does He Take Sugar?
• won’t take no for an answer
• The Take
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• I shit you not
• Shit or get off the pot
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• Eat shit or puke trying
• take ten
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Take your Carriage Clock and Shove It
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second

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