Born London
Age 2: Lived in Africa (Tanzania, I think, but I was too young to remember).
Age 2+duration in Africa: My parents for some reason decided that Scunthorpe would be a nicer place than Tanzania (which at the time was quite nice, apparantly). So we moved to Scunthorpe.
Then lived in Scawby (small village, keeps winning the 'most attractive village in Lincolnshire' awards). Then Brigg (shithole by anybodys standards). Then Birmingham. Then Hatfield (never ever go there). And now Christchurch (NZ).