Website (www.subservientchicken.com) sponsored by Burger King featuring a video of a man dressed in a chicken suit. By typing in instructions, the chicken can be commanded to do all sorts of activities - watch television, do starjumps and even take a whizz. However there are somethings he will not do, like smash up his furniture or draw the McDonalds arches in the air.

At www.nordhino.com, somebody has listed all the commands our feathered friend will obey:

taco bell (dances with a girl)  
dance like an Egyptian  
snap your garters  
do the robot  
You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen)  
sit down  
relax  
bang your head  
Are you lookin at me?  
Do you feel lucky, punk?  
Cry  
Show your chicken tenders (Moon)  
smoke a cigarette  
throw a tantrum  
stand on the couch  
clean the room  
hit yourself  
pillow fight  
kiss the pillow  
hit yourself with the pillow  
fight  
strip  
spin  
maybe  
yes  
hide behind couch  
pee on couch  
waddle  
die  
lie to me  
fly  
dance  
jump  
handstand  
spin around  
build a fort  
turn off the light  
watch tv  
fart  
moon me  
go crazy  
bows  
hokey pokey  
puke  
lol  
twist  
moonwalk  
play air guitar  
riverdance  
grab crotch  
rap  
sing  
get some dignity (angers chicken)  
hula  
somersault  
poop  
make a chicken sandwich  
lay an egg  
macarena  
clean up  
choke your chicken  
model  
ninja  
rock out  
breakdance  
shake it  
running man  
take a nap  
read a book  
smack your face  
bunny hop  
cartwheel  
search  
vomit  
lick your chicken toe  
no  
jumping jacks  
pat your head while rubbing your stomach  
Electric Slide  
Hump the chair  
Bows when told he's great!  
dance the ymca  
do a pushup  
do some karate  
Roll over  
peck  
flex  
hop on one foot  
stand on the couch  
get a book  
show some skin  
flap your wings  
stare at the camera  
shake your tailfeather  
go away  
strike a pose  
poke eye  
beg for mercy  
pray  
vogue  
use blanket  
kung fu  
shadow puppets  
scare  
surf  
play ball  
shoot baskets  
shake your booty  
shake your moneymaker  
yoga  
fence  
chicken sandwich  
cabbage patch  
moonwalk  
kneel (probably same as "beg")  
creep me out  
mask  
eat yourself  
self flagellate  
juggle  
ballet  
spit  
golf  
play baseball  
play football (American)  
play soccer  
tango  
make a picture  
shadow box  
disco dance  
do the splits  
bullfight  
thumbs up  
shrug  
the worm  
drink something  
chicken strip (different than strip)  
gay (does not like gays it seems)  
swim  
go fish  
do it doggy style  
headstand  
duck (walks around like a duck)  
mcdonalds 
rock and roll 
kiss off 
head bang 
line dance 
get lost 
be happy 
take a hostage 
show your teeth 
look behind you 
show your garder (2 different) 
make love  
fire!  
do the monkey  
act scared

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