Findings:

• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Make me one of you
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• The Wild Colonials
• Have One On Me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Tell me one thing
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• You Heard Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• No one touches me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Make me one with everything
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• are you repeating what you've heard? or are you understanding?
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You've got to be kidding me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Please stop annoying me
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• If No One Will Love Me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Stop looking at me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• give me one night to show the savage
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• There was no one waiting for me...
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Stop killing me now
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• stop calling me
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• For As Long As You've Known Me
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• one-stop shopping
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• call me garbage one more time
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• stop picking on me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Heard and McDonald Islands
• I Heard You, Solemn-sweet Pipes of the Organ
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• Mark Heard
• I heard a fly buzz
• I heard a porcupine
• The dumbest things I heard in college
• Shot heard round the world
• In Chem I Heard...
• What Melchisedec Heard and Saw
• Annoying Things Heard at Funerals
• We've heard it all before
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• Another county heard from
• What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
• I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
• I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I've heard your song
• Making Your Voice Heard
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I Heard It Through The Grapevine
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• so i heard you like mudkips
• I saw the thunder; I heard the lightning.
• -Me- (user)
• me
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Zap me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me

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