Findings:

• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please stop annoying me
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Nothing can stop me now
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Stop killing me now
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• stop picking on me
• That which does not kill me...
• kill me now (user)
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Stop looking at me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Kill time before it kills you
• Before Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Please Kill Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• It kills me to watch them go
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Before you, there was me
• kill me (user)
• stop calling me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Someone please kill me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Remembering you and me
• Red Roses for Me
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• utell me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• What you do to me
• Dont come near me (user)
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• My dogs are killing me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• edit me (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Kneel before Zod!
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Ask Me Anything
• How we were, before we were
• We were the young lovers before despair
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Don't pull the stop button!
• a metaphor I met before
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Stop Picking At It
• kill word
• stop loss
• kill -KILL
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• stop it (user)
• kill -11
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• kill -9 -1
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Kill Everyone Project
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Shoot to kill
• How to kill a vampire
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• me
• Drink Me
• Big Me
• What makes me beautiful
• Me Imperturbe
• If memory serves me right
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Comfort me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Fuck me boots
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• What a Shame About Me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Never Let Me Down Again
• /me misses sensei
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• You will not remember me at all
• Somebody once asked me...
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• MacGyver taught me that
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Without Me
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• sky loves me (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen

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