Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• But can a robot love.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Things people put up their butts
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can, but you may not
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• like you're blind but still can see
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• but with words we can create anything
• Can I wake you up?
• Middle finger
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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