my goodness. i've eaten so much food in the past few days. an excess of food causes the state of being splodie. like your insides are going to explode all over everyone and everything.
i had cheesecake last night. it was insanely good. they stuck some boozey- stuff in it. nevermind that i was the one driving and had turned down all sorts of boozey drinks that evening. no, mr. waiter man, i don't want wine, spiked coffee. leave me alone! the guy was determined to get me tipsy.
i'm a pretty expensive drunk as it is, so i probably could've handled everything i was offered. but i was being good. so i only ate this scruptious steak, a tongue-burning salad, and my cheesecake. cheesecake makes me splodie.