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Dream Log: February 2, 2005
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Thursday, April 18, 2002 at circa 15:30. My first incrementing:
<Roninspoon> Purple is not a naturally occurring color in vegataion. Every time you see purple it's really an optical illusion. All purple is really fucia.
<spare aardvark> Natural fuchsias are bright orange and full of vitamin A.
<mcai7et2> spare aardvark++

Thursday, May 23, 2002 at circa 16:50:
<a scar faery> spare aardvark++

Friday, June 7, 2002 at circa 16:40:
<Walter> Pedestrian: 50 pts. Bicycle: 100 pts. Ox: 10,000 pts.
<MacArthur Parker> Harvard grad: 15,000 pts
<spare aardvark> Chomsky: 20 000 pts
<buttress of windsor> spare aardvark++

Friday, September 27, 2002, at circa 12:30:
<Teiresias> perrierawardocracy - rule by the best alternative comedians around?
<spare aardvark> mockocracy
<StrawberryFrog> Cthulhu incognito beneath a dapper bowler hat
<spare aardvark> fivegocracy in Dorset
spare aardvark reports for voluntary termination.
<spiregrain>> sp_aard++


Things learnt on E2

  1. The IQ of broccoli is 20.
  2. It is possible to drink a jar of mayonnaise through a straw.
  3. An owl can remember the face of a person who torments it.

Spooky coincidence file

I promise I wasn't thinking of the Gary Larson cartoon when I invented my name.

Animal noders

An occasional project
Arthropods
  Arachnids
    bluscorpio87
  Crustaceans
    maximumlobster
    rawprawn
  Insects
    Coleoptera
      mintbeetle
    Hymenoptera
      stingbee
    Lepidoptera
      antisocialbutterfly
      dustfromamoth
      Painted Lady
Molluscs
  Snails
    Snailgus
  Squid
    doncalamari
    GIANT SQUID
Monsters
  monpetitmonstre
  Dragons
    Acid Dragon
    BlueDragon
    RedDragon
    susandragon
    SushiDragon
Vertebrates
  Amphibians
    McToad
    StrawberryFrog
  Birds
    avis
    Avis Rapax
    Bluebirds
      bluebird_is_sad
    Buzzards
      non-buzzard
    Chickens
      Demented Rooster
      evilrooster
    Crows
      CrowJane
    Ducks
      duckjustaduck
      ducksauce
      GoldenDuck
      MightyMooquack
    Emus
      emustrangler
      moa
    Flamingos
      flamingojohnson
    Kiwis
      disturbed_kiwi
    Magpies
      Chattering Magpie
    Owls
      iceowl
      owlbreath
      owlman
    Penguins
      bluecoffeepenguin
      Crazy Penguin
      Foxy Penguin
      Mr. Penguin
      NinjaPenguin
      penguin
      Penguin In Bondage
      Penguin Opus
      penguinman
      PenguiN42
      Pengujn
      pinguin
      pinguino
      Sparkling Penguin
      velocipenguin
    Ravens
      ravenword
    Snipe
      Netsnipe
    Swifts
      Swift
      Swift^
    Wrens
      disgruntledwren
  Fish
    Albert Herring
    erevapisces
    Erik Fish
    FishCalledWaldo
    Glowing Fish
    mfishrules
    Monkfish
    murkythetrout
    PikeWake
  Mammals
    emammal
    Aardvarks
      Aardvark
      aardvarko
      GhettoAardvark
      Saint Aardvark
      spare aardvark
    Bats
      hectorthebat
    Bears
      bipolarbear
      mightybearseven
    Cats
      brownpaperkittens
      Chubby Kitty
      Daisy Kitten
      housecat
      kitten
      liontamer
      Love Kitten
      Malicious Kitten
      napalmthecat
      natzi_kitten
      ocelotbob
      rabidkimba
      Rascally Kitten
      sapphirecat
      TheBooBooKitty
    Cows
      chinakow
      CowOfDoom
      MightyMooquack
      Mookid
      skow
    Deer
      bewilderbeast
      etherealmoose
      SilentElkOfYesterday
    Dogs
      chilidog
      DylanDog
      ironwolf
      VirtualWolf
      White Wolf
      WolfDaddy
      WWWWolf
    Elephants
      elephino
    Goats
      BoB Goat
      Goat
      goat-
      Goat Boy
      Goat in the Toilet
      Hairy Goat
      Night Goat
      Paper Goat
      poshgoat
      Scapegoatfortheworld
      Upended Goat
      TheAmazingGoat
      Why Goats?
    Horses
      brassmule
    Kangaroos
      TallRoo
    Lemurs
      lemur
      lemuru
      Nalgas D. Lemur
    Mice
      MouseBeast
    Monkeys
      5th verse monkey
      a fuzzy monkey
      Alaska Monkey
      apelet
      Chaos Monkey
      Chilled Monkey
      coconut monkey
      Disturbed Monkey
      DrunkChimpanzee
      drunken monkey
      drunkenmonkey
      Fnord Monkey
      GorillaPhysicist
      greenape
      Infinite Monkeys
      Jungle Monkey
      killermonkeys
      Knife Fight Monkey
      mister monkey
      Mojo the Monkey
      Monkey
      Monkeylover
      Monkeys?
      monkeysensei
      MonkeySkeleton
      Muse Monkey
      Not My Monkey
      Purple monkey dishwasher
      purple monkey jnr
      Spasemunki
      Squeaky Monkey
      Stress Monkey
      Untrained Monkey
    Platypuses
      QuestionMarkPlatypus
    Rabbits
      Angst Bunny
      bunny
      devil bunny
      EasterBunny
      etser bunny
      Evil Dust Bunny
      Fluffy Bunny
      Miss Bunny
      Rabbit Rants
      The Easter Bunny
      The Evil and Sad Bunny
    Rats
      cabbagerat
      Evilmuskrat
    Sheep
      Sheepzalu
    Squirrels
      apollo's squirrel
      jaded squirrel
    Weasels
      PhasedWeasel
  Reptiles
      AnacondaHL
      Brontosaurus
      geeklizzard
      Iguanaonastick