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• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• How to herd people in public
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• My trip to a Live Sex Show
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Changing our lives
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Free Live Sex Show_root (category)
• Things never were what they used to be
• E2 is unfriendly to cheerful, sane people who lead healthy, productive lives.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• painting stars that have come to be
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• The bored who complain
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What are you talking about?
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• heppigirl and tWD are getting married! Wanna come?
• play dumb
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Be our drone
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• this is it, we're going to die
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• How naked are we going to get?
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Because I lived in Paradise
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Two virgins about to have sex
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• I'm not talking about
• General sexuality newsgroup
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• I can't remember our last kiss
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Writing about sex
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• People who are going to hell
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Going Live
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• AI should be our top priority.
• If the Sharks Were People
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Our lives and these empty spaces aside
• Weak security in our daily lives
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• painting stars that have not come to be
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• 'Twas people! People soiled our green!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Real sorry about the food hair
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• all day I dream about sex
• Swedish People's Party
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Should I be sorry?
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• going naked for a sign
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.
• These are the days of our lives
• And we live our lives
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Sorry about the small penis
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Things About To Come My Way
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• ghost-king of our people
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Can't Come Down
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• People's Party
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Let It Be... Naked
• The Best Years of Our Lives

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