Findings:

• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck you, Jared!
• Morrison's Lament
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• fuck america!
• Mind Fuck
• Making someone feel loved
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Someone passes
• Get a rise out of someone
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• sick fuck
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• fuck with
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Oh fuck, not another phylum
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Forgiving someone
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• someone much more (user)
• someone tripped over a cord in my mind
• I fuck your sunshine
• fucks with
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
• Fuck Machine
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Battle of Someone
• Someone to Drive You Home
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Fuck the System
• I fell in love with her first
• Trap. Dominate. Fuck.
• Fuck Chopin!
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Loving someone else's wife
• someone I thought I knew once
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• To cook someone's goose
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• flying fuck
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• designated fuck
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck You
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• Fall in love with someone today
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Born to fuck
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• my name on someone else's body
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Is someone your bitch?
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Find someone who...
• Someone's Reflection
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Finally fucked
• pussy fuck (user)
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• "Oh Fuck!" I yelled, as my duck erupted
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• How to interview someone
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• losing someone
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Fuck art, let's dance
• You Fucked Up!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• fuck buddy
• Fuck your god
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• New Business: Employing Someone
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• seeing someone
• the sound of someone typing
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• fuck off (user)
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Lying next to someone at night
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• How to pack someone out of your life
• and the voice of someone now mute
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck me
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• For fuck's sake
• A poor fuck pleasure
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Someone else's toilet
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Fuck what other people think
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Fuck You Hoe
• fuckton
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Pink ribbons, for fuck's sake
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• cool as fuck
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Fuck the Pain Away
• fuck you pay me
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Fuck blame
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before

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