Findings:

• Lying next to someone at night
• A better life through lying
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Good reasons to miss someone
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• ways to say someone is stupid
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Odysseus was not lying
• someone
• Beating someone severely
• Someone passes
• If I could be someone
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Someone please kill me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Forgiving someone
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• lying here with no one near
• The Invention of Lying
• good reasons to hate someone
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Lying lonely in the dark
• Making someone feel loved
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Get a rise out of someone
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The Art of Lying
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• someone much more (user)
• someone tripped over a cord in my mind
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Lying saturated beside you
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Is someone your bitch?
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Battle of Someone
• Someone to Drive You Home
• The whole world is lying to me
• Loving someone else's wife
• someone I thought I knew once
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• To cook someone's goose
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Lying to Congress
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• New Business: Employing Someone
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• Fall in love with someone today
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• my name on someone else's body
• I want someone to do cute things for
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Find someone who...
• Someone's Reflection
• Lying to David
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Someone else's toilet
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• How to interview someone
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• losing someone
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• New Business: Firing Someone
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• seeing someone
• the sound of someone typing
• Lying, Cheating and Stealing
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• How to pack someone out of your life
• and the voice of someone now mute
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Laughter and lying on grass
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• lying
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Guide to lying to your parents
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• someone??? (user)
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The Lying Florist (user)
• Sleeping with someone
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Eye contact at a distance
• How to tackle someone
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• someone else's hand
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• The silence after someone leaves
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• You are no longer someone's first
• someone (user)
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• What was stolen by someone else
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• You can't make someone love you
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• lying to yourself
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• someone to love

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