Findings:
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- An American in Tours
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- You, standing
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- How to herd people in public
- How to stop a urinal from running
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- Learning to play the drums
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- For Love or Money
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- nobody loves a genius child
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- 206
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- How I fell in love
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How to learn anything fast
- Learn how to fly
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- You know our love will not fade away
- The Best Years of Our Lives
- How to learn French swear words
- How to stop sinning
- We love our Ninjagirls! (e2poll)
- Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to be a troll
- Robots Will Learn to Love Again
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- 14, in dog years
- Is it love or infatuation?
- How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
- Beauty with love, false or true
- Love Me or Leave Me
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to say "I love you"
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
- learn how to spell, mormon
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How Deep Is Your Love
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- How it feels to love your ghost
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
- How I know I love you
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- Love, Lust or Loneliness?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Is language innate or learned?
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- Is this the last four years or what?
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How to learn Japanese
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- How to write a love letter
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Year of Our Lord
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Stopping a dog fight
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How Do I Love Thee?
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- how love works
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Love and Freindship - Letter 14: Laura to Marianne
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to overcome the ADSL and Cable problem of downstream slowdown during upstream saturation
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- The problem with love in our society
- Learn how to spell
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- Upon the Convalescence of the Fair and Ailing Foot of My Love's Object
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Love's Travel Stops
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How Do I Love?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 14
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
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