Findings:
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- So you don't have to
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- You don't have any real problems
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Let them have Festivas
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Don't stand so close to me
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- What You Don't See in the City's Shadows
- I don't have the time
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- A reason to drink
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I have lost many things, so many
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Stoned music memories
- emotions others don't get to see
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- Don't trust everything you see
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- I don't want to fall so easily
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I used to have so many dreams
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I don't see like you
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Cats don't have brakes
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't want to see her
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't have a television set
- You don't have to remember my name
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- No, I don't have channel 11
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- Why don't I have votes today?
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
- Don't see the attraction
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- you don't have to do this
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- don't let them scare you
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
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