Findings:

• So help me God
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• god help me
• You tell me this is God?
• lord help me, for i am weak
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Show Me God
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Me So Horny
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• Help me help you
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• feline allergies
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• So much it scares me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• So young and already God is fading
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• so save me (user)
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You were always so good to me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• i require so little to sustain me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Help Me, Rhonda
• A conversation between me and god
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• God holds me
• Please help me!
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Help Me, Daddy
• You say you want to help me
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Good help is so hard to find
• help me (user)
• God help us
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Don't stand so close to me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So Sue Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• So, what's the problem with me?
• God helps those who help themselves
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• me so cute (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• SOS: Help for Parents
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• God of Gamblers
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• false god
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• God Knows
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• The God That Failed
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!

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