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• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• I am but higher
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• But...
• awful forever, but yesterday's
• sleepy kisses and crumbs with stains
• Sometimes I am able
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• High school can kill you
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• but what's the moral of the story?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• but (user)
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• butt rock
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• lil sleepy (user)
• I should be able to remember your face
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Blessed but not favored
• I am nothing but my sins
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• America's social security is anything but secure
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• African American but not Black
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• butt bongos
• I am able.
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• comfort my sleepy thoughts
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father

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