Skeleteens, Eat Me Foods, Eat Me Now, whatever you call them are a very progressive beverage company known for making some of the oddest quaffables in existance. Among their crowning achievments is a brew called "Brainwash", both blue and red varities; not content with adding Jalepeno Oil to it, they also throw in dyes so strong they turn your excrement the selected colour for days on end.

Among the others available are "Rat Bastard Root Beer", "The Drink", "Love Potion 69" and several promotional beverages like "From Dusk 'til Dawn" and "Motley Brue".

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