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• She cleaned up for me at least.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I can feel you forgetting me
• She just looks at me
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• She told me to say that
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• She only wants me for tech support
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Let me feel that
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Sweep me up
• She loves me, she loves me not
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• She is still undoing me.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• See Me, Feel Me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• she, he, and me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Things that make me feel feminine
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She Loves Me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• They grow up. No one told me.
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She doesn't need me anymore
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Back up your work on Everything2
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• She kills me
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She Fucks Me
• Tell him, she told me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• She misses me
• She only wants me for sex
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Bitch set me up!
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• She approached me with some vague line
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Hit me up
• let me grow up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• I would love to give up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• She said she loved me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't wait up for me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Shag Me Up The Botty_root (category)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I wish you would talk to me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• She works in mysterious ways
• That would be me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• She loved me for my maths
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Before you, there was me
• he calls me girly (user)
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Please, Call me Honky
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• edit me (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• That's all she wrote
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• So she wet the bed
• She Takes Flight
• She Said, She Said
• She lies upstairs, a gray whisper
• She always was devious in her beauty
• alive she cried (user)
• She looks good in black
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• She could not live with or without him
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Jack Gets Up
• up the creek
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• square up
• I feel my body reeling
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I can't feel my legs
• hard up
• I feel things, hundredsfold, a papercut requires stitches
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw

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