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She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
she, he, and me
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
She told me to say that
She is still undoing me.
She doesn't need me anymore
She Loves Me
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
She told me I'd make a good Satan
nobody will let me start a country
She Blinded Me With Science
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
She said she loved me
She only wants me for sex
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
She loved me for my maths
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
She looks at me and she laughs
She might not need me. But then again she might.
She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
she seems bored with me after all this time
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
I don't like her because she won't like me
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
She found me on public transportation
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
That one makes me scream, she said
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
She Fucks Me
She just looks at me
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
She loves me, she loves me not
She only wants me for tech support
Two condoms, she makes me wear
Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
She kills me
The portion of her face she allows me to see
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
She misses me
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
She cleaned up for me at least.
She tells me she drives a truck.
A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
She saved me from Hylas' fate
Tell him, she told me
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
She approached me with some vague line
She told me she wouldn't
She Speaks to Me
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
She asked me to read her a poem
Before she started smoking
She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
She told me she remembers three things about me
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
She pulled the "I love you" on me
Church Lady
Christ Church, Oxford
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Cathedral Church of St. Paul
Church of the Advent
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World Council of Churches
Unification Church
The High Church Baptist
Memorial Church
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Church of Mary Magdalene
Church of Euthanasia
Lords of the New Church
Application for Active Membership in the Church of Satan
Church of Ireland
St. John's African Orthodox Church
Church of the Orbital Orgy
Prestonwood Baptist Church
First Church of the Apocalypse
Church of Satan
Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
United Church of Christ
Catechism of the Episcopal Church
The church of the great unwashed
Church of Potatoism
Social Teachings of the Catholic Church
Native American Church
St. Mark's Church
A lady in a church
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Grace Church
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
Four Church Plates on a Symbol of Strength
nondenominational church
The Universal Church of Truth
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Mormon Church Service
How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
Churches that tell you how to live
Church Can Cost You
The art gallery was quiet as a church
Church of the Holy Cheesesteak
Church of Denmark
How long does it take to wash church off?
An easy way to get out of going to church
Taxation of Churches
Moorish Orthodox Church
Church Universal and Triumphant
History of the International Church of Christ - The Crossroads Movement
History of the International Church of Christ - The Boston Movement
Autocephalic Churches
Abuses of the Catholic Church in the Early Modern Period
Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
Holy Orders
Holy Oils
When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
Church and State
Persecution of Heresy and State of the Church
World Church of the Creator
i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
The Organisation of the Church of England
Supreme Governor of the Church of England
Presbyterian Church in America
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Persecution Of Heresy and State Of The Church IV
Persecution Of Heresy and State Of The Church V
Persecution of Heresy and State of the Church VI
Church in Wales
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Malankara
Solid Rock Baptist Church Rummage Sale
Fellowship of Independent Christian Churches
Coptic Church
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Rocket Church
New Bethel Church Marching Band Tabernacle Choir
Frederic Edwin Church
Nestorian Church
Red church doors
Worldwide Church Of God
Bible Baptist Church
The Church of the New Jerusalem
First Reformed Dutch Church

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