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What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
What Does Your Soul Look Like
Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
She doesn't look like Mother anymore
Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
Does this dress make me look fat?
Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
Look, she is also mostly confident front.
every little thing she does is magic
She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
I would have liked thunder when she left
She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
What do theorems look like?
They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
She stopped and took a second look
She looks at me and she laughs
She just stares at us like we're crazy
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
It looks like you are writing a letter
Another bed she does not own
She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
Did you mean for it to look like this?
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
she can't remember what it's like to be found
Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
She writes like the wind moves
if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
A new kind of porn
A kind of calm like no other
She who abandons does not return
she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
I don't like the looks of those teenagers
If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
What did Jesus look like?
Be a model or just look like one
does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
Looks like 1984 was only n years off
Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
What does nuclear fusion smell like?
Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
Looks Like Rain
If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
What does your hometown smell like?
She felt like the word 'shatter'
I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
Look siad me Be like me
does she need to touch her own face to know?
Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
doesn't look like anything to me
i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
He Looked Like the Summer
It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
She doesn't like you
Red aura, she looked bright
she looks smilingly towards the future
She looks good in black
She just looks at me
Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
Looks Just Like the Sun
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
she looked good
Does this singularity make me look fat?
Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
I kind of like doing the dishes
...does the time always drag like this?
consulting is kind of like an open relationship
Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
Kind of Like Spitting
Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
Never look like you're staring
Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
Good girls who look like bad girls
it looks like rain
If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
She wears her failed relationships like a shield
I don't like her because she won't like me
Look! That x looks like Jesus!
This isn't what it looks like
Aliens look like aliens because they're human
A body that looks like a battlefield
For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
This is What Democracy Looks Like
She is like an onion
You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
She must be what cocaine is like
You look sane, motionless like that
She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
She tastes like gingerbread, too.
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
She had fingernails that shined like justice
She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
she does not know how much I need this
If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
We Looked Like Giants
She said I dreamed like dead men
You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
and the people look like flowers at last
she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
She Liked Horses, and Flowers That Smell Pink
I am a woman who does not like assholes
What would an Octopus society look like?
This castle looks a lot like the old one
he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
Does
If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
Mandibular block injection
Does this ever go away?
Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
How much does Milliways really cost?
The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
What RU-486 means to me
Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
Mrs Doe Pee
The "future" does not exist

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